Years ago when I was a pizza driver we had a cop come and pick some food up just before close. This sparked a story about how a cop once saw a guy in the Taco Bell drive thru spit on his food. The guy was arrested and sentenced to 2 years in jail for tampering with his food.
Our manager, a Lesbian, came out of the office and said:
"2 years for spitting on a taco?! They're gonna give me life in prison! "
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