Funny Sayings

- Girls are like phones, if you press the wrong button you'll
get disconnected.
- I'm an angel, honest, the horns are just there to keep the
halo from falling!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me an angel, so what
happend to you?
- It's better to appear stupid then to open your mouth and
reviel all hope.
- Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend!
- Guys are roses, but you might find some pricks.
- If you need a nickle, I'll give you a dime but if you want a
male bitch, don't mess with mine!
- Don't call me a godess, don't call me a queen, just call me
the cutest princess you've ever seen.
- Did the sun come up or did you just smile?
- If you don't like my driving, stay off the side walk!
- If men are from Mars, why can't we send them back?
- I excerise a lot...I jump to conclusions, push my luck, and
dodge deadlines!
- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
- I couldn't fix your breaks, so i made your horn louder
- You can push everyone around....just not through a door that
says pull.
- What goes around...usually gets dizzy and falls to the ground.
- May your life be like toilet paper...long and usefull