A man went to a strip club and took a seat in the front row. As soon as the first dancer walked out the guy directly behind him yelled "yh Baby thats what i've been waiting for." the man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look.
A few minutes later the stripper took of her top revealing her bra. the guy behind our friend goes off again "yh baby, shake those things!!"
Our friend turns round and says "cool it buddy"
A few minutes after the stripper takes of her skirt revealing a G-String. again the man behind yells out "yh baby, you're almost there"
Our friend turns round again and says "will you shut up"
A few minutes later the stripper takes of her bra and G-string and everyone goes wild except for the guy behind our friend
Curious our friend in front turns around and asks "yo buddy, wheres your enthusiasm now?"
The guy responds, "its all over your back"
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