Friendly Priest

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy
trying to press the doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is
very small, and the doorbell is placed at normal adult height, and the little
fellow just can't reach. After watching the boy's sorry efforts for some time as
he moves closer to the boy's position, the priest steps smartly across the
street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing one hand kindly on the
child's shoulder, leans over the boy and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks,
"And now what, my little man?"


To which the urchin replies, "Now we run like Hell!"