Freud comes back from the dead, and asks the first person he sees if he knows who he is.
The man replies: "No, I do not."
Freud says: "why, I am the great Sigmund Freud. I am the father of modern psychology, I have made great advancements in studying the human psyche!"
Man replies: "but Freud, all of your 'advancements' have been wildly discredited, and many psychologists view you as a joke."
Freud's response: "those mother-fuckers"
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