2 construction workers are standing at the pub. One of them says, 'Oh man, I made the worst freudian slip the other day!' The other one says, 'Why? What happened?' The first man says, 'I was buying a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but the woman working the ticket stall had big boobs. I was going to say, 'One ticket to Pittsburgh', but I accidentally said, 'One picket to titsburgh.' 'Oh, that's nothing.' The second man said, 'This morning my wife and I were having breakfast. I was going to ask to "Please pass the butter", But I accidentally said, "YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"
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