Two guys were talking when one said "Man, I was at the train station the other day and had a Freudian slip. It was so embarrassing. I wanted a ticket to Pittsburgh, but the woman had such big, nice breasts, I asked for a ticket to Titsburgh!"
The other guy replied, "That's nothing. This morning I was eating breakfast with my wife and instead of asking her to pass the orange juice, i said, 'Bitch, you ruined my life and I hate you!!'"
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