Marie says to Fred, "I bet I can guess how old you are."
"How are you gonna do that?" asks Fred.
"Well," says Marie, "You have to unzip your pants."
Fred is a little hesitant, but Marie assures him that there is nothing to fear. This method is quick and 100% accurate. So, Fred unzips his pants, and Marie puts her hand in there and feels around for a few seconds.
She pulls her hand out. "You're 93." she says.
"That's amazing!" said Fred. "How on earth did you know that?"
"You told me yesterday."
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