Barney says, "Hey, Fred, what do you want to listen to? *Rock* music?"
Fred replies, "You know, Barney, just because we live in the stone age doesn't mean all your puns have to be rock-based. Besides, I have a very eclectic taste in music which better suites my personality."
Barney retorts, "Well gee, Fred, I wouldn't think any band would play music as tacky and outdated as your personality."
Fred rebutted enthusiastically, "Well yeah, but ABBA do!!!"
Edit: changed a noun into a verb
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