Frank faces theft charges

The judge asks Frank:
"Did you or did you not steal a 10 gallon barrel of whiskey 6 days ago?"
"Yes, I did, your honor!"
"Well, the police found the barrel in your basement. It was empty! Where's the whiskey?"
"I drank it, your honor!"
"You drank 10 gallons of whiskey in 6 days?!"
"No, your honor, I only drank half of it."
"What happened with the other half?"
"I sold it, your honor!"
"So, where's the money, Frank?"

"I drank it, your honor..."

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