A woman comes up to a man, and says, "Explain your love for me." The man thinks for a minute, then he says, "You are like my sim-card; without you, my phone would be nothing." The woman became so happy upon hearing this. Then as the man was leaving, he uttered to himself, "SHE doesn't know that MY phone has a quad-sim!"
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