Four therapists walk into a bar. The first says, "You know, people always come to us with their problems, but we have no one to go to for ours. Why don't we have a group therapy session, right here and now?" The other three agree.
The first says, "I have always had a desire to kill my patients."
The second says, "I try to steal from my patients whenever I can get away with it."
The third says, "I've been addicted to various drugs for a decade now."
The fourth says, "No matter how hard I try, I can never keep a secret."
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