Four Nuns Died...

and went to Heaven. St Peter was there to greet them at the Pearly Gates. He looks at the four nuns and says, "Alright Sisters, I need you to line up and confess a sin to me before I can let you into heaven," as the 4 ladies begin to form a line.

St Peter begins, "Nun #1, what sin has thou committed?"

Nun #1 says, "St Peter, I once saw a man's penis."

St Peter responds, "Alright. Go over to my bowl of holy water and wash your eyes out, and then I can grant your entry into Heaven."

St Peter continues, "Nun #2, what sin has thou committed?"

Nun #2 steps forward and says, "St Peter, I once touched a man's penis."

St Peter quickly responds, "Oh no! Alright sister, head on over to my bowl of holy water and wash your hands. Then I can grant your entry into Heaven"

Now, just as St Peter begins to ask Nun #3 about her sin, Nun #4 quickly cuts the line and jumps in front of her.

Confused, St Peter asks, "Nun #4, why on earth have you just cut in front of your fellow sister?! That is not acceptible!" You will have to...."

And before he can even finish, Nun #4 blurts out "Please Peter. Please! You MUST let me wash out my mouth with that water before SHE sits in it!"



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