Four criminals sat on a table in a bar discussing how they avoided prosecution after facing trials in court. The first criminal began.
'I robbed a valuable necklace from my wife and ran away. I told the judge in court that my wife had tried to frame me. She got jailed.'
The second man said, 'I dealt drugs for a long time and also blamed it on my wife. Never seen her again.'
The third man took a sip of his beer.
'I beat up a millionaire badly just to screw my wife over. It worked, obviously.'
The fourth man told the two men his experience.
'I've been almost two hundred times. I'm a judge.' The man said.
'I have three wives now.'
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