An American, a Canadian, a German, and a Japanese businessman go golfing. At the first hole the American is about to tee off when his cell phone rings.
"I'm so important at my job that my company requires me to bring a cell phone wherever I go," he says after hanging up. At the next hole the Canadian lifts his hand to his head. He speaks into his pinky and presses his thumb to his ear.
"I'm so important to my company that they installed a receiver in my pinky and a speaker in my thumb," he says after finishing his call. At the next hole the German is about to tee off when he starts speaking to himself.
"I'm so important to my business that they put a speaker and receiver in my head," he says after finishing his call. At the next hole the Japanese man is about to tee off when he runs into the woods. The others follow him, only to find him squatting with his pants down.
"Excuse us," they say. "We didn't know you had to use the bathroom."
"It's alright," he says. "I'm just getting a fax!"
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