Four astronauts...

Four astronauts have just begun a very long space journey, they were told to each bring a treat. The first astronaut asks the group "Hey guys, what did you bring? I have a bunch of MARS bars!" The second guys smiles and says "Cool, I brought Starbrusts!" he then asks the third guy "How about you, what's your treat?" The third astronaut says "I have a ton of Milkyway bars!" The first two astronauts nod with agreement. Final they ask the fourth astronaut "What did you bring?" The fourth guys simple says- "Porn..."

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