For those that haven't seen 'Desperado'

This beer reminds me of a joke.

A man walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says "Hey bartender. I got a bet for you. I'll bet you *three hundred dollars* that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." Now this glass is a good twenty feet away. So, the bartender says "So let me get this straight. You're gonna bet me three hundred dollars that you can piss into that glass, way over there, and not spill a single drop?" The young man looks at him and says "That's right." "Well, young man, you got a bet." So, he pulls out his thing. He's thinking about the glass, thinking about the glass, thinking about his dick, thinking about the glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass and WHOOOSH! He lets it rip. He's pissing all over the bar. He's pissing on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender. He's pissing everywhere except the fucking glass! So the bartender, he's three hundred dollars richer. He like "Ha ha ha ha!" Piss dripping off his face, "hahahaha! You fucking idiot!! You got it everywhere except the glass!! You owe me three hundred dollars, puta." The guy says "Just wait one, one little second." and goes to the back of the bar, where there are some guys playing pool. He talks to them for a second, there's some whispering going on, goes back up to the bartender and says "Here you go, Mr. Bartender! Three hundred dollars." The bartender says "The fuck are you so happy about? You just lost three hundred dollars, idiot!" The man says "Well, you see those guys over there? I bet them *five hundred dollars a piece* that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it... you'd be happy."