Paul, a little boy was in church one Sunday with his mother, when he started
feeling sick. "Mommy," he said, "can we leave now?"
"No" the mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up
behind a bush."
After about sixty seconds, Paul returned to his seat.
"Did you throw up?" Mom asked.
"Yes."
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so
quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next
to the front door that says, 'For the Sick'."
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