For my Day of the Baked Good, one of my favorites...

There was a rich businessman who was looking to get an enormous blank wall in his library painted over. So he calls up one of the most famous and modern contemporary artists he's ever heard of. When they meet in this library, the businessman explains the situation to the artist.

"I would like to hire you to paint a mural over this entire wall, and I will out of town for the next couple of weeks on business. I want the mural to be done by the time I get back. Now here's what I would like the mural to be of: General Custer's Last Thoughts! It can be as detailed or as extravagant as necessary; price is no object. Do you think you can do this for me, sir?"

The artist begins to contemplate on the offer, and, after several minutes of deep thought, looking over the wall, imagining the mural, finally, he nods enthusiastically, shakes the businessman's hand, and says, "Absolutely! It will be my pleasure! Go on your trip. You'll have the most stunning, the most amazing mural you have ever seen in your life, good sir!"

So the businessman leaves on his trip. After a little over two weeks, he returns to his mansion to find the artist waiting out front. The artist was positively trembling with excitement.

"It's extraordinary!" he began to beam. "You'll absolutely love it! It's positively amazing!"

The artist kept going on and on about how great his mural is as he walked with the businessman through the mansion. By the time they walked through the double doors of the library, the artist was gushing with delight. The businessman stared at his library with his jaw agape.

The artist asked, "So, what do you think?"

Painted across the wall were a multitude of Native Americans in various sexual positions, almost like an American Kama Sutra. Centered in the middle of this display was an enormous pile of manure with a heavenly glow around it.

"What do I think!?" the businessman grumpily replied. "I think it's terrible! What is this pornographic smut!?! Just what the hell is this!?! I asked for the last thoughts of General Custer at the battle of Little Bighorn!!! What do you call this trash!?!"

The artist replied, "This *is* General Custer's last thoughts! I call it..."