For decades two heroic statues, one male and...

For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,faced each
other in a city park,until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that
I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both
to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want
to." And with a clap of his hand, the angel brought the statues to life.


The two approached each other a bit shyly but soon
dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged
a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of
branches. Fifteen minutes later the two statues
emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.


"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the
angel, winking conspiratorically.


Grinning even more widely, the female statue
turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only
this time you hold the pigieon down, and I'll
shit on it's head.