I heard this from a 86 year old lady. She was telling it to her friend Merle who apparently was floating up in the corner of the hospital room we were in.
Maggie and Pierre were going out to a costume ball. Maggie came down the stairs wearing only thigh high boots. Pierre asks her what the hell she is supposed to be. She said " I'm Puss in Boots". Pierre came out with only a potato on his pecker and Maggie asked what he was going as and he said " A dictator"
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