For one of the Avengers movies, I want the team to face against a cosmic threat made of godly Tailors and Seamstresses, weaving a tangled web of rampant destruction across the galaxies until they make it to Earth.
When they enter the Earth’s atmosphere in a giant spaceship, cylindrical and metallic, I want Captain America to look up at the bell-like space vessel and as his team of heroes gather behind him in the shadow of the tubular, descending contraption, I want him to mutter at the exact moment of the realization of what’s coming towards them:
“Avengers…a thimble!”
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