Why couldn't the div buy a drink?
It lacked id.
Why couldn't the div find a girlfriend?
It lacked class.
Why wasn't the div good at diplomacy?
Its position was absolute.
Why was the div an anarchist?
It had no borders.
Why couldn't the div play poker?
It had 0 opacity.
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