When scientists discovered a new plant, they were all like, "Rad!" But when they tasted it, it was just Rad-ish.
The other day my wife cooked up some green balls for me to eat, but I was all like "Bitch, Peas?"
The following day my wife made corn squashed into balls. When I tasted them, they were A-maize-balls.
The amount of bad puns I'm pumpkin out is too damn high.
But that doesn't matter, because I couldn't carrot all.
A bunch of potatoes were dancing in the mashpit the other night. After having way too many drinks, he was fried and needed to sit down. When he stood up, he was chrisp and ready to go.
If you have anymore bad food puns for me and my wife, lettuce know.
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out of the grocery store.
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