Returning home from dinner out one night, I started to feel sick. Suspecting food poisoning, I called the restaurant's manager. "I can't believe that happened!", she said. She sounded truly shocked. "What did you order?" I told her I ordered the meat loaf. "That's weird,"she observed."Usually it's the stuffing."
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