A woman went to see Paul Daniels (British magician) and asked for a sex device that will satisfy her. So he gave her a flying dick.
To get it to work you just say "flying dick my..." Followed by where u want it to go.
So on a lonely Sunday evening the lady was getting amorous with her new toy. When her husband walks into the house and smells the sex in the air. He runs upstairs to the bedroom an demands who she's been sleeping with. She tries to explain it was a flying dick. Which he refuses to believe instead shouts
Flying dick my arse.
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