Two brothers, Ying and Yang, wandering down a street in America with arms full of purchases and cameras swinging from their necks, one of the brothers slips into the bank to exchange 30,000 yen into dollars.Ying: 'I wan to change 30,000 yen for dollar, bow much I get?' Teller: 'Oh, you will get $8000.' Ying: �Fank you very much.' Teller: 'You're welcome,' and hands Ying the $8000. Ying and Yang carry on doing copious amounts of shopping until Yang says he is a little low on local currency. So Ying told Yang to go to the same bank and get a good deal. So off Yang goes. Yang: 'I wan to change 30,000 yen for dollar. Now much I get?' Teller: 'Oh, you will get $6000. ' Yang: 'Only $6000! But how cum my broffer, just a few hour ago, get $8000?' Teller: 'Fluctuations.' Yang: 'Well, fluck you Yankees too!'
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