Florist Mix-up


A florist received an outraged telephone call from a man who had moved his
restaurant to a new spot in town. The restaurant owner had been sent a funeral
wreath along with a card that read:
SINCEREST SYMPATHIES.


The florist realized that he must have mixed up two orders and shuddered to
think of the flowers that should have gone to the restaurant man. He had sent to
the funeral a clover design of red roses across which was a bright green ribbon
bearing the inscription: =20


BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR NEW LOCATION.

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.