A man was caught in a flash flood and had only a thin tree branch to hang onto to prevent him from being washed into the water. As the water became stronger and he began to tire, a motorboat appeared out of nowhere.
"Come on mate, get in," yelled the boatman.
"It's okay," the man said. "I have faith in Jesus. He will save me."
So the boat continued on and the water began to rise. When it was up to his neck another boat appeared.
"Better get in or you'll drown," shouted the boatman.
"No, it's okay," said the man. "I have faith in Jesus. He will save me."
The boatman shrugged and rowed away. By this time, the water had reached the man's chin. A third boat appeared.
"This is your last chance, get in!" yelled the boatman.
"No, Jesus will save me!" came the reply.
The boat went off and a couple of seconds later, the man drowned. Arriving in Heaven, he was greeted by Jesus.
"Hey, Jesus, I trusted in you and you let me down! I don't believe it!"
"Neither do I. I sent three fucking boats to save you."
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