A 5 year old boy got to spend the day fishing with grandpa. While they were on the boat grandpa pulls out a can of dip and puts a dip in. The boy asks out of curiosity, "Can I try some?"
Grandpa thinks of a funny way to say no and replies "Is your pecker big enough touch your butthole?"
"No"
"Well then clearly your not old enough."
Later on grandpa is drinking a beer and the boy gets curious and asks "can I try that?"
"I'm going to ask you the same question and we both know the answer"
An hour goes by when the boy pulls out a bag of cookies. Grandpa realizes that he didn't bring much to eat and asks "Can I have one of those cookies?" The boy responds "Well I don't know Grandpa can your pecker touch your butthole?"
"Of course it can!" Replies Grandpa
The boy then says "good go fuck yourself because grandma made these for me!"
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