A Grandpa and his young Grandson go on a fishing trip together, they set up all their equiptment and start fishing. After a while the Grandpa lights up a cigarette and starts smoking away.
The Grandson says "hey Grandpa! let me have one of those cigarettes." the Grandpa thinks of a way out of it and says "can you penis touch your asshole, boy?" the boy thinks for a second and forgets abput getting a cigarette.
A little while later the Grandpa cracks open a nice cold beer. The Grandson, being a little thirsty asks "hey grandpa! can I have one of those beers?" The grandpa looks a him shaking his head and says "can your penis touch your butthole yet?" the oy thinks about it, and in a frustrated voice says he still cant.
About an hour after the beer ordeal the boy remembers he has some cookies stashed in his jacket, so he pulls them out and starts muching away on them. The grandpa looks over at the boy eating the cookies and says "say boy, what do you say about me getting one of those cookies?". the boy looks up at him with just a couple cookies left and asks "well Grandpa, can your penis touch your butthole?" the Grandpa chuckles to himself and says "of course it can, boy. I'im a grown man!".
The boy smiling now, about to pop the last cookie in his mouth looks at his grandpa and says "Good! Then you can go fuck yourself!"
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