A local sheriff received an anonymous tip that there was a young man fishing at the pond without a license. He decides to check it out, and, arriving at the pond, he spots two teenagers fishing at the shore. As he is approaching the pair, one of them looks up, sees the sheriff, and takes off at a sprint. He gives chase, trailing him for about a quarter-mile, at which point the young man is out of breath.
The sheriff grabs him and says, panting, "Let me see your fishing license." The teenager pulls out his license and hands it to him. "Why'd you run away from me if you have a license? You weren't doing anything wrong," the policeman gasps, still exhausted.
Suddenly, a grin appears on the young man's face. "I have my license," he explained, "but my buddy back there doesnt!"
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