A man living in Mexico gets a phonecall from his cousin living in New York.
"Hey Jose, I haven't seen you in a while, it would be great if you could come up here to New York. I have tickets for a Mets game, you would love it!"
Jose decided this would be fun, and takes a plane to New York. After a stay at his cousin's, they go out to the stadium, and after an exciting game exit again.
"So how was it? Did you like it?" said Jose's cousin.
"Oh it was great!" said Jose. "There were so many things happening. Everyone was so kind to me!"
Jose's cousin, thinking this very odd, especially for New York, asks him how they were so nice to him.
"It felt like the entire stadium cared." Jose said. "Everyone tried to make sure I got a good seat. Before the game started - it was like magic - everyone bursted out, all at the same time, "Jose, can you see?"
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