Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get da pain
The boy says that he loves you
And you belive its true
But when your tummy starts to swell
He says the hell with you
10 minutes of pleasure
9 monthes of pain
3 days in the hospital
a baby without a name
the dad is a bastared
the mother is a whor*
this never would have happend
if the rubber never hadn`t tore!!
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