A newly-wed couple is consumating their marriage. At it's climax, the man says:
" -Honey, I'm going to start to call you Eve. "
" -Why?"
" -Because you were my first."
" -If that's the case, then I'll start calling you Peugeot."
" -Why, honey?"
" -Because you're 206."
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