A firefighter came home from work one day and said to his wife,
"You know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse"
"When Bell 1 rings we all put on our jackets"
"When Bell 2 rings we all slide down the pole"
"When Bell 3 rings we're ready to get on the truck"
Then he said, "From now on, we're going to run this house the same way."
"When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked"
"When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed"
"When I say Bell 3, we're going to make love all night long"
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled,
"Bell 1!" His wife took off her clothes.
"Bell 2!" His wife jumped into bed.
"Bell 3!" and they began making love.
After a few minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4!"
The husband asks, "What the hell is Bell 4?"
His wife replies, "More hose! You're nowhere near the fire!"
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