A chess master kills himself so he can play a game with the Devil for his wife. He challenges the Devil to chess and wins. He says to the Devil "I want you to return my wife and I to the living."
Before the Devil can answer a minor demon appears and whispers something into his ear.
The Devil turns back and says to the man "erm, you see we can return your wife to the living but not you."
"Why not!" says the man.
"Well you see all transactions are final." says the Devil.
"What transaction?" says the man.
"Well you see you gave your soul to me in order for us to play this fame. And all transactions are final." he responds.
"Fine" the man responds, "at least return her to the living."
And that's how his wife collected both her own life insurance and his.
What a scam.
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