I just thought of this one as I was working through my morning sudoku/poop break:
Guy #1: "What's the number four in German?"
Guy #2: "I never took German. I've no clue"
Guy #1 (screaming): "YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF VIER!!"
(Yeah, some people think great thoughts whilst extruding. This does not reflect well upon me).
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