Favorite sandwich

So, I was talking to my friend the other day, and we ended up talking about our local deli.

 

I asked him what his favorite sandwich was, and he told me it was the pastrami salami sandwich.

 

Then I said "I don't remember that one. What's on it exactly?"

 

He said "It's the one with the synthetic pork and lard sausage."

 

I said "No, you're thinking of the phony bologna sandwich."