"Eat this egg so that you become taller", said the father
"No. I don't want it!", replied the kid
"Eat it, so that you grow up and become a strong man", continued the father
"I don't want it.", replied the kid angrily
The father then said, "Eat it, so that your penis gets bigger"
Then, the mother shouted from the kitchen, "Honey, you eat the egg. I'll just make the kid some soup"
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