Son asks his dad: Can you explain Politics to me?
Dad: Sure. Your mom, she handles all family finances and so on. She is the "government". I am making the money for the family so I am "capitalism". Mom and me take care of you, that makes you "The People". The nanny we hired is the "working class" and your 2 year old brother, he is the "future".
Son: Wow, thats kind of complicated. Let me sleep over this for a night. You can test me tomorrow.
All go to bed and in the middle of the night the baby wakes up due to dirty diaper. Son gets up and goes to the parents bedroom. Tries to wake up his mom, but she is passed out, no way to wake her. He goes to the Nannies room, opens the door and sees his dad mounting the Nanny... disgusted he turns away and back to bed. The next morning:
Dad: Good morning Son, can you explain politics to me in your own words?
Son: Yes dad: "Capitalism" rapes "the working class", the government is asleep, "The people" are ignored and "the future" is full of shit.
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