Father O'Malley answers the phone...

..."Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
"It is."
"This is the IRS. We'd like to ask you a question."
"Yes, what is it?"
"Do you know a Mr. Michael O'Donohue?"

"I do."
"Is he a member of your flock?"
"He is."
"Did he donate $20,000 to the church?"
"He will."

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