Yo mamma is so fat...
1)She stepped on a scale and it said -To be continued!-
2)When she sits down she is three times taller!
3)When she put on a yellow dress everyone yelled -TAXI! TAXI!-
4)When she went swimming in the ocean in a black bathing suit everyone thought she was an oil spill!
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