Fat Friend- help ASAP

HELP! ASAP
hey guys, i have this friend, and he is really fat. But like, really FAT.
he is giving an oral presentation today and i want to make him a billboard "supporting" him. I need someone to help me create a sentence that makes fun of him, mocking about his fatness without him realising. one example is : "The road ahead of you is Huge. But you are Bigger"

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