Fallen

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During
one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery,
I'll quit!"


Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen." >From
then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen." This
satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for
years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.


Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor.
The priest was quite concerned. "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional
talking about having fallen!" The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one
had explained their code word to the new priest.


But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor
and said, "I don't know why you're laughing; your wife fell three times last
week!"