The phone rang in the principal's office and the principal picks
up
principal:hello?
caller:umm yes hi, my son won't be coming to school today
because he's got the flu.
principal:ok and who may i ask is speaking?
caller:umm my dad.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.