An angry man walks into a crowded bar and points to one side of the room and says, "Everyone on this side of the room is a cocksucker! Anyone got a problem with that?"
No one says anything.
He then points to the other side of the room and says, "And everyone on this side of the room is an asshole! Anyone got a problem with that?"
Another man stands up. The angry guy says, "You got a problem?"
And the other man says, "Nope, I was just on the wrong side."
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