at the gate, God separates the men and women. He tells the men to go stand in one of the two lines that are created.
"The men who are whipped by their mate" is the first line and stood 100 miles long with a line of men.
"The men who dominated their mate" stood with only one person in the line.
God Got furious and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
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