It is early days and god is wondering how to spread his message to people around the world. Then he comes up with an idea to create different messengers and drop them on different countries. He creates hundreds of messengers. He makes them all sit on his dick and flies around the world.
He goes over the Europe and calls the name of Jesus. Jesus Jumps.
He goes over Arabia and calls the name of Mohammed. He Jumps.
While this is going on, Shiva gets bored, and stars smoking some cigarette. Jesus is now flying over India, and calls Shiva's name. With his name being called, Shiva doesn't want to be seen smoking, he quickly puts out the cigarette. Puff..
That my friends is why there are so many gods in India.
PS: I'm Indian. It is just a joke, and no offense intended. I heard it from one of my friend while ago. And I tried to write it as best as I can.
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