Ever since we started swinging my wife has talked about getting her asshole bleached

I bought a parrot...

And it could talk. But it did not say "I'm hungry." So it died.

What do you call...

A *kilohurtz*.

Vote for Donald...

He will make America great again.

Q: Have you heard...

Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each...

What do you call...

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Did you hear...

He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver.

Ancient Riddles

1. "The beginning of eternity, The end of time and space, The...

If two...

... Would that be a third-world war?

First mass

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After...

My wife left me...

After she left I lost the urge to drink.